all original chip skylark fans assemble
dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants
chip5ever
(via sloth-o-rama)
Students of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have recently tracked sound waves from V4641 SGR, the nearest black hole that is threatening to swallow the Earth over the next few million years. These sound waves prove how incredible, yet terrifying, the universe can be.
FUCK
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D HAVE TO HEAR THIS AGAIN
SCREAMS INTERNALLY
JESUS DICK
OH
(via necrophilofthefuture)
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: dylanobylan, via sloth-o-rama)
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
(via earthnation)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
And farts when there’s none left
(via metephor)